I am upset at my dog, who is upset at me because I "brutally and unjustifiably" tackled her to the ground when she tried to murder our half-feral pet pidgeon.
Primary needs and whatnot...
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We haven't as much adopted the bird as occasionally accepted it into our flat for ease of feeding. Sometimes she likes to explore, and flutters to the kitchen.
Hence, she fell off the kitchen counter straight onto the floor. The dog lunged before I could scoop her up, so...
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... I was left holding the very bemused dog in a submission hold for a good 20 seconds, while the poor bird got its bearings and took off for the window.