Norwegian experiences in coffee drinking in Poland:
Polish host serves coffee from a moka pot: "You want some milk?"
Me: "No."
Host: "Water?"
Me: "No."
Host: "Sugar?"
Me: "No."
Host: "Uuh... ok."
30 minutes later:
Me: "Actually, can I have another?"
Host: *faints*
Conversation
pt. 2:
Wife and I go to coffee place.
Bartender: "What will it be?"
Wife: *orders some flavoured mocca-type thing*
Me: "I'll have the extra double very large black, please."
*bartender brings coffees to our table*
Me, to wife: "Why did they give me the medium?"
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NO I WILL NOT SEE A DOCTOR.
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(Wife's eye-rolling omitted from this record as it's really not her fault that I've made this enquiry a hundred times already.)