@exiledsurfer@mastodon.social@exiledsurfer·Sep 21, 2016gives a whole new meaning to the blue screen if death.Quote TweetHans Parisis@Figaro300·Sep 21, 2016Microsoft will ‘solve’ cancer within the next 10 years by treating it like a computer virus, says company http://shr.gs/uRLkVZW1
Cinder@Triquetrea·Sep 21, 2016Replying to @exiledsurferIf Microsoft exports their security practices to cancer researcher, I guess we're all dead of cancer soon. :P1
Cinder@Triquetrea·Sep 21, 2016Replying to @Triquetrea and @exiledsurfer"Our latest discovery led to a 10% reduction in the lethality of pancreatic cancer. It is now also airborne. Fix soon. :)"1
@exiledsurfer@mastodon.social@exiledsurfer·Sep 21, 2016Replying to @TriquetreaForced updates to tumors.1
Cinder@TriquetreaReplying to @exiledsurfer"It appears your body is working more slowly than expected. Would you like to disable color vision?"9:12 AM · Sep 21, 2016·Twitter Web Client1 Retweet1 Like
@exiledsurfer@mastodon.social@exiledsurfer·Sep 21, 2016Replying to @TriquetreaYour haptic engine is missing dependencies. Proceed? y / n