Horseshoe pandemic response:
Begin pandemic vastly more concerned than the average person.
Middle period: wait, guys, calm down...
End pandemic still thinking Covid is actually a virus that kills some people and MFers shouldn't be out partying five days after contracting it.
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Normies only have two modalities and it's
YOU'RE A MURDERER IF YOU DON'T MASK ALONE ON A BEACH IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!!
and
The state says I don't have to self-isolate once I get the virus so I'm visiting grandma this week.
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If I here the nilhilism of "Everybody's going to get it, so I'm going to just do whatever" one more time I might yell.