Warning: extended use of Twitter may cause excessive use of caveats such as "no, I have actually thought about this for a bit and no, I don't believe this ridiculous strawman of what I just said is true."
Conversation
"I am in fact aware that the two sentences I just said may not sufficiently provide nuance on every aspect of this large and complicated issue."
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Imagining if my daily life was like Twitter:
Me: "I'd like to order a coffee."
Barista: "Are you sure? Have you tried the tea? Are you aware this coffee may not be fair trade?"
Person behind me in line: "Pah, fair trade is a scam, you idiots would buy blood diamonds if they-"
Replying to
Fair trade coffee brand rep, bursting through the wall like cool-aid man: "OUR COFFEES ARE ALL ETHICALLY SOURCED AND YOU'RE A BIGOT IF YOU DON'T BUY THEM."
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