Fun with C:
"How do you say 'I' in Norwegian again?"
"It's 'jeg' - well, I say 'æ'..."
"What?"
"'Æ'."
"'J-e-g' makes 'Æ'...?"
"No, it's just 'Æ'."
"But it's not even similar!"
"Nope."
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Four regional dialect forms. A smørgåsbord of lesser dialects, completely different inflectional patterns, bizarrely specific ortographical variations.
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