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someone got real lazy with the colouring in on the hostas

they used to be variegated but 10% of the leaves are one colour this year. huh. unstable mutation. cool.

garden elves hard at work overnight, woke up to new blooms

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Pretty, pretty blooms.

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pretty metal. they pretend they're all nice and pretty but never forget they're thriving off a bunch of decomposed plant siblings and poop and so on

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Me on acid: these pretty flower's are nature's way of reminding you that VIOLENCE IS ESSENTIAL TO BEING. AAAGH.

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Vegans: I only eat plants because eating the guys who choke each other out as a matter of course seemed less unethical than eating fluffy animals.