It has become literally impossible to come across as neutral in text communication. E.g.:
Hi. - too distant
Hi! - too excited
Hiii - too lackadaisical
Hi… - too ominous
Hi; - too nerdy
Hi¡ - too Spanish
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To be honest, I suppose refuge in absurdism is about the best we can do.