When I used to drink more, I'd send people these really elaborate, eloquent drunk texts that seemed like they came from a sober person who was, just coincidentally, a massive idiot.
Found some old journal entries. They're just like my drunk texts.
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lol I was drunk foruming for a few years like this, and my forum friends never knew that most of my forum posts were written when massively drunk.
I had better grammar back then than I do sober now
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Considering doing this with LSD now, but I'd probably end up losing track of identities and post a bunch of shit on Twitter instead.
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Uh, name a service I can use without crazy setup time and I'll do at least one dumb journal entry in it, I suppose!