If I was coaching a basketball team the first thing I would do is take them camping and give us all heavy doses of MDMA
The second thing I would do is make them play a practice game for serious money on 3 tabs of acid
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My reading of this is you either really don't like basketball, or like it a bit too much.
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the latter: to the point that I want it to reach its logical conclusion, which is growing sharecrops and defending our fields from foreign invaders
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*flaunts basketball before the crowd*
"The thing some people don't realize about these... devices... is they were designed for one purpose and one purpose only: to bonk the maximum amount of heads possible in the shortest time possible."