The funniest thing to me about this tweet:.
How so many people are more offended at the possibility that I cribbed this joke from copypasta, than the open admission of stealing it from a friend.
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Went for beers with a friend today, and he told me of one of the most unintentionally badass lines I've ever heard.
An autistic acquaintance of his was walking through a park, when a stranger accosted him.
'Do you have any money?'
'No.'
'I have a knife.'
'I don't need a knife.'
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