Cinder on Twitter: "@rubot Drunk me: 'hm, I want to send this completely insane text to my friend. better make the grammar as good as possible so they won't be upset.' Somehow, this gambit rarely pays off the way drunk me expects it to." / Twitter

Drunk me: 'hm, I want to send this completely insane text to my friend. better make the grammar as good as possible so they won't be upset.' Somehow, this gambit rarely pays off the way drunk me expects it to.