Fear the Walking Dead would be a completely different show if they had discovered 1) spears and 2) leather jackets, gardening gloves, and crash helmets.
The zombies are so pathetic (they kill four dozen per episode just walking around) and so very stupid, they'd go extinct.
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try not to think about how these zombies are lasting so long in hot or dry climates, surrounded by wild or feral animals and insects.
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Zombies that aren't part of explicitly supernatural horrors are just the dumbest idea.
The very dumbest.
Koreans somehow manage to get this right pretty much every time, though. Not sure why English language zombie fiction has to be so shitty.
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Asian zombies are early-stage proto-vampires.
It's later in their life-cycle that they become full vampire.
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'fear the severely dehydrated stick of beef jerky on the ground getting eaten by birds'
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The Walking Dead but it's a show about an increasingly severe plague of hyperaggressive birds of carrion feeding on dead and living alike.
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