Like I'm not going to get this far through the job and then just say "actually turn the machine off, I'd rather go be a chef!"
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Half-joking. I’m not suggesting you go be a chef. (Unless you want to. Being an enlightened chef would be an interesting journey and the world could use a few.)
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Leave that one to the Vajrayana guys. Cooking with demons, a primer.
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In Soviet Tibet, sometimes demons eat •you•*
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*may or may not be speaking from personal experience
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I went ahead and ate the demons. This wasn't mentioned in the cookbook, but hey.
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Yep, nice.
Part of vajrayana seems to be learning how to scribble cookbook pages quickly but in a convincing font, showing it to the demons, and then yeah, sometimes they read your recipe, and climb
into the soup pot
I’d wager a few other crews other than team vajra...
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...have independently converged in this move as well
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Me, I did the Chöd stuff. "Here is a filling meal for you, o terrible one. Eat me, drink m- actually just kidding, get eaten, you!"
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