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We're doing this to torture you, Andy. Your agony is like a Turkish Delight on a late summer eve. We, too, are depressed, but we feed on your pain. Yes, yes. More. Give us more. Ahem...
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People in long term relationships love to be like “Can I swipe for you?? I never got to be on the apps. This is so fun for me I really missed on out on this stuff! My culture is not a costume, Sarah. We’re depressed.
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Just kidding guys, people in long term relationships are definitely not miserable emotional vampires looking to feed on your pitiful loneliness. Or anything like that. Really. You are safe.
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