Conversation

"Dear miss (lol), would you be interested in <humongous project>? We offer <peanuts> and would need this done by <yesterday> please. Thank you for your time (yeah, fuck you too). <Some person>, <Generic company name>, <place with no effective enforcement for breach of contract>"
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"Our contractors are all <humongously overqualified>. Our prices are <3xpeanuts>. Our company has a reputation for honesty and integrity and is definitely not a scam."
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