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Thread: when posh coffee is a ‘joyless travesty’

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Tim Hayward (Parody)

@timhayward

Oct 20, 2018

Aaah. Another steaming mug of intensely fashionable single-estate coffee, sumptuously packed, carefully ground, and smelling of Copydex and cat-arse. I’m heading to @fitzbillies for a real one.

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Yes. Double black. Single or double espresso. Greek/Turkish coffee, or some other, local style. No BS five-named "special" coffee. Fuck all of that.

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Should we want special caffeine, there are enough tasty teas to satisfy a lifetime's worth of culinary curiosity.

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