Pretty sure birds think, mate. They can get anxiety disorders.
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"OH MY GOD EVERYTHING IS SO LOUD BUT THERE IS FOOD I MUST EAT"
"NEED A MATE NEED A MATE NEED A MATE NEED A MATE OH FUCK YOU TOMMY THAT'S MY MATE"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING TANGLED AROUND MY FEET OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF"
Indeed.
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Seagulls? Let me tell you, those little fucks are neurotic as they come.
They are also master thieves, and like to shit on heads for the hell of it.
My guess is they're pretty clever. They're far superior to dogs (and more like cats) at snatching food, for instance.
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