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Pretty sure birds think, mate. They can get anxiety disorders.

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Oct 17, 2018

"OH MY GOD EVERYTHING IS SO LOUD BUT THERE IS FOOD I MUST EAT" "NEED A MATE NEED A MATE NEED A MATE NEED A MATE OH FUCK YOU TOMMY THAT'S MY MATE" "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING TANGLED AROUND MY FEET OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF" Indeed.

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Seagulls? Let me tell you, those little fucks are neurotic as they come. They are also master thieves, and like to shit on heads for the hell of it. My guess is they're pretty clever. They're far superior to dogs (and more like cats) at snatching food, for instance.

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You walk within 50 meters of a seagull's nest, and even if it's in the chimney of a house you couldn't possibly get to, the mum will feel compelled to dive at you until you leave this radius or hit it with a stick. This may be monumentally stupid, but they don't seem very chill.

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There's another bird species in Norway whose name escapes me, that will literally dive bomb your head, causing minor injury to you and frequently killing itself in the process. Again, not very clever, but certainly not very relaxed either.

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What species of seagull are you used to? The bigger ones do seem more laconic, but they're less prevalent where I'm from. The small ones are a menace, in every sense of the word.