Dog is judging my dancing through the street, acting all confused.
Look, you little shit, it's 2 am and all the people are asleep. Gimme a break, m'kay?
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It r jok. She's a lovely little creature, if a bit deranged on account of an abusive ex-owner and god knows what else.
(She was around 8 when we got her.)
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She will growl and snap at you for such offenses as:
- extending a hand in friendly greeting
- having a deep voice
- interacting with any member of our family
- looking at her
- being a stranger
But she's adorable and sweet when she trusts you.