This last one always gets people.
Especially people who are, like, soooo aware of performative behavior and groupthink and stuff.
Sooooo aware. https://t.co/9q2O3syRGW
"Ha, all those silly post-monkeys up to their status games again.
What do you mean, 'you're also a social primate'? I have transcended this mortal coil."
I overcame all cognitive bias by undergoing an experimental procedure to remove the culpable organ tissue. We successfully ameliorated all bias, such that my cognition is pure chaos.