Once Team Blue realizes Zuckerborg is eating their lunch on messaging and media spends, I wonder if we'll see more Democratic support for Baby Bell'ing the fuck out of Facebook. Antitrust, baby.
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I thought it was weird he was considering politics, shows he's still new to the media Svengali gig. Why pick a side when you can eat off both?
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Exactly. Like, you gotta be Real Fucking Slow to look at politicians and think they've got power, clout, or even a good gig.
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"Oh my gosh, I need to get into politics and start making some changes."
"Zuck, you're a billionaire, can't you just buy politicians? We're ALREADY buying politi-"
"Here's a draft for my first post. Fix it and put it up."
Zuck must be thick headed enough to see politicians giving him money and thinking they're giving him orders? Or was the Senate hearing next level kayfabe, him pretending to be concerned about their pretend outage over what they're paying him to do?
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I think all the alien jokes got to him.
He's made contact.
He's made promises.
He wants revenge.
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