My favourite guilty pleasure is reading bad translations and adaptations of Nordic languages in fiction.
"Ah yes, the Bagel of Fire."
"Harald Hairdresser, Scourge of the South...farms."
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(Okay so the second one I made up *in this instance*, but the first one I just read and I can't stop chuckling.)
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Though nothing, nothing can beat this episode of the X-Files. The actors all sounds like they're suffering cerebral aneurysms live on set:
youtu.be/HDe0xQN1XSE