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@Trillian_01

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I've ended up where I needed to be.” Douglas Adams…Faber est suae quisque fortunae.

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    Apr 2

    "All changed, changed utterly: A terrible beauty is born." ~ W.B. Yeats
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    Apr 4

    I live every day like it's my last. I call my mom sobbing to tell her I'm sorry for everything, post a long sad FB status, quit my job, get a balloon of heroin, blow my entire bank account on a yacht rental, and sail into the horizon with no sunscreen. Every. Day. No excuses.

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    11 hours ago

    WE NEED YOUR HELP! We want to buy the chariot from GLADIATOR as part of ’s ART OF DIVORCE auction this Saturday. Hit up our Go Fund Me page here: If we score the iconic piece, Rusty's chariot could be coming to a venue near you!

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    20 hours ago

    The “fucking moron” continues to live up to his title. The President of the United States just admitted that the porn star, who he didn’t have sex with, was paid 130K to shut up about the sex they didn’t have. And has no idea where the 130K came from. Sounds like a solid NDA.

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    Apr 4

    Today I sent Mark Zuckerberg my entire medical history just to save him some time.

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    19 hours ago

    If someone is saying horrible things that they don't even believe, then not only are they saying horrible things, they also have zero integrity *and* they think being asshole is an end in and of itself.

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    19 hours ago

    I've never understood why "well he doesn't really BELIEVE that stuff. He just says it to be shocking" is considered a defense. That is actually worse?

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    20 hours ago

    Let’s take a moment to be thankful that ponytails don’t wag like dog tails when we’re excited.

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    20 hours ago

    Say what you will about the guy but name ONE other person crazy enough to fight a *bus* full of UFC fighters

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    Apr 4

    To be clear, Roseanne: •dressed up as Hitler holding oven burnt gingerbread men •insulted the national anthem, & •promoted racist anti-Obama conspiracy theories. If anti-American racism & Holocaust mockery is what “brings you out of the closet,” probably better you stay in.

    "Roseanne is bringing conservative women out of the closet"
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    Apr 4

    Simply Common Sense

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    19 hours ago

    BREAKING: I sent a sincere request to pray with us at the . His response? A letter threatening up to a year in jail and a $2500 fine if we attempt to pray on campus , even with students and alumni. Here are both letters.

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    Apr 5

    Crusty rolls is my stripper name

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    17 hours ago

    My 6yo is crushing on big time. Going on and on about how he could stare at her for centuries and can't believe she's real ... same honey, same

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    9 hours ago

    Isn’t it cool ? I’ve had a number of archeologists and history professors say as much but it’s really cool to see that it was so measurable

    Replying to @russellcrowe
    That’s brilliant. (Former 3 unit ancient history here. Still my favourite subject.)
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    9 hours ago

    Cool

    Effect of the film Gladiator with on the study of Ancient History in UK universities. From my vault pre-2011!
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    24 hours ago

    NOBODY EVER GETS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HISTORY BEING BORING EVER *EVER* AGAIN.

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    7 hours ago
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    When I'm told by straight men that I'm lesbian only because I haven't had the "right man", I tell them that's probably why they're "straight". *air quotes are a must*

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    9 hours ago

    I’ve got 21 reasons to kill myself & the printer in front of me is all of them.

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    18 hours ago

    I have never used sex as a weapon. I have used it as a personal floatation device though.

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    Apr 5

    My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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