Patricia Lockwood

@TriciaLockwood

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Joined May 2011
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  1. Aug 17

    when u consider the international implications of the ryan lochte imbroglio

    28 retweets 208 likes
  2. Aug 16

    olympics are bad for me because I'm always deciding my "pee is lucky" for some athlete & then spending the next 2 hours completely paralyzed

    3 retweets 120 likes
  3. Aug 16

    the bronze medal is like the gold medal for coming in third

    31 retweets 137 likes
  4. Aug 16

    an athlete is the beautiful outline of god's boner in basketball shorts

    17 retweets 114 likes
  5. Aug 14

    oh my lord

    18 retweets 120 likes
  6. Aug 14

    pete's dragon the most anti-cop movie of the year

    10 retweets 77 likes
  7. Aug 12

    love 2 troll the institution of heterosexual marriage by forcing a masculine husband to watch MULTIPLE episodes of road to avonlea

    16 retweets 256 likes
  8. Aug 12

    honestly writer interviews would be 1000% improved if we were gasping for breath the whole time

    8 retweets 86 likes
  9. Aug 12

    dear this error message could prrrooooobably stand to be rewritten

    209 retweets 829 likes
  10. Aug 12

    chico's, on the other hand, is a wildly horny store ... art teachers go mad with randiness in the air-conditioned blast of a chico's

    9 retweets 122 likes
  11. Aug 12

    just witnessed a VERY horny man in ann taylor loft, which is a level of resilient horniness the rest of us can only dream of achieving

    35 retweets 318 likes
  12. Aug 12

    I have it on good authority that it's great

    2 retweets 43 likes
  13. Aug 12

    tony the tiger is too 3-D now ... all trying to thrust out of the screen ... this leads to legitimate questions about what his dick is like

    15 retweets 141 likes
  14. Aug 12

    I, too, make this face whenever someone embraces me

    66 retweets 291 likes
  15. Aug 12

    every time I hear christoph waltz speak I feel like 10% of the english language has been permanently wiped from my brain

    7 retweets 89 likes
  16. Aug 11

    We love ' work on , so we asked her to create our next video for - !

    161 retweets 444 likes
  17. Aug 10

    if being a success at the olympics is all about making awful fucking faces then they should have sent me

    16 retweets 103 likes
  18. Aug 9

    when ur the jared leto's twisted joker

    23 retweets 310 likes
  19. Aug 9

    I tell you what ... the sport known as "the pool" is the one place where it truly pays to be a dolphin sperm in human underwear

    16 retweets 101 likes

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