Patricia Lockwood

@TriciaLockwood

hardcore berenstain bare-it-all | tricia.inquiries@gmail.com

Joined May 2011

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  1. when u consider the international implications of the ryan lochte imbroglio

  2. olympics are bad for me because I'm always deciding my "pee is lucky" for some athlete & then spending the next 2 hours completely paralyzed

  3. the bronze medal is like the gold medal for coming in third

  4. an athlete is the beautiful outline of god's boner in basketball shorts

  5. pete's dragon the most anti-cop movie of the year

  6. love 2 troll the institution of heterosexual marriage by forcing a masculine husband to watch MULTIPLE episodes of road to avonlea

  7. honestly writer interviews would be 1000% improved if we were gasping for breath the whole time

  8. dear this error message could prrrooooobably stand to be rewritten

  9. chico's, on the other hand, is a wildly horny store ... art teachers go mad with randiness in the air-conditioned blast of a chico's

  10. just witnessed a VERY horny man in ann taylor loft, which is a level of resilient horniness the rest of us can only dream of achieving

  11. I have it on good authority that it's great

  12. tony the tiger is too 3-D now ... all trying to thrust out of the screen ... this leads to legitimate questions about what his dick is like

  13. I, too, make this face whenever someone embraces me

  14. every time I hear christoph waltz speak I feel like 10% of the english language has been permanently wiped from my brain

  15. We love ' work on , so we asked her to create our next video for - !

  16. if being a success at the olympics is all about making awful fucking faces then they should have sent me

  17. when ur the jared leto's twisted joker

  18. I tell you what ... the sport known as "the pool" is the one place where it truly pays to be a dolphin sperm in human underwear

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