TribalShaman

@TribalShaman

Word slut. Cunning linguist. Bespoke porn writer. Strictly no dick pics. Author. AVI is me. Twat.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2013.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    12. svi 2019.

    Peel a banana, put it in a bowl. Take a fork and mash it and mash it and mash it until you can’t feel pain any more.

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    prije 14 sati
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
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    You don't know disappointment till you grab your favorite pen and realize it's out of ink. 😭

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    prije 21 sat

    I like your airbrushed wolf shirt. How long were you in prison?

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    prije 3 sata

    *writes “I’m fine” with lighter fluid in the parking lot in front of your work*

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    prije 7 sati

    I apologise for how I behaved before I had my daily box of wine xo

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    prije 21 sat

    What do you think of this idea?

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    2. velj

    I should have been eaten centuries ago.

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    Of course we don't agree, mainly because it's not my fault that you're a fucking idiot

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    prije 9 sati

    When our eyes move, the brain purposely blocks our vision. This is the reason why you can’t see the motion of your eyes in a mirror and also why we spend several minutes a day effectively blind, but totally unaware of it [gif: ]

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    30. sij

    "PARKOUR" I shrieked, catching my foot on the seam of my granny panties and tripping face-first onto the floor

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    prije 18 sati
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    prije 18 sati

    I recently smoked a strain of weed that announced itself with initial tingles in my lady tunnel, and the fact that I didn’t write down what it was is all you need to know about my poor decision making.

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    2. velj

    Sometimes you look at a person and wonder if that t-shirt's original color was actually dirt.

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    so, we're using pancakes as a representation of our tits now? here are two ziplock baggies of pancake batter, enjoy my boobs.

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    23. stu 2019.

    Me: okay what do we do with the afterbirth? Wife: stop calling her that

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    The science behind running 🏃‍♂️

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    2. velj

    The Honduran white bat cuts the side veins extending out from the midrib of the large leaves of the Heliconia plant causing them to fold down to form a 'tent'. They cling to the roof of this tent in small colonies of up to half a dozen individuals

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    You can’t fix me. You’re not a lobotomy.

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    So it turns out that vibrators aren't dishwasher safe. Waterproof my ass.

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