I’m at a weird age where I want to live acres away from from my nearest neighbor, but also live just a garden away from a nice elderly couple who will trade pie recipes and let me walk their dog.
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Translator, artist, and Oxford comma user. Does not suffer fools gladly. She/her.
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Friend, that was disrespectful to the man speaking and everyone who was trying to listen. Come sit with me and George, please. Thank you. #StateOfTheUnion
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Kautokeino, Norway right now be like. 😍 🇳🇴
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Buddy, I've been gambling everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so I doubt it's happening.
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That's called an addiction
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Steve-O’s message to Bam on IG last night. He’s probably tried to get through to him every kind of way…
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In 1985, 47 superstars came together to sing WE ARE THE WORLD.
After working into the early hours, the group suddenly break into a spontaneous tribute to HARRY BELAFONTE…
…singing his iconic DAY-O (THE BANANA BOAT SONG).
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This is absolutely terrifying for this woman. Part of me wants to think is so bad it must be a fake date just for the views, but I would not bet on it.
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I’ll pay the medical bills of anyone willing to come trim my cat’s back claws. #spicykitty
If there’s no awards given for this episode, I’m gonna run myself through his trip wires.
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If Republicans didn’t think voting mattered, they wouldn’t try so hard to keep their opponents from doing it.
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I am so disappointed, friends. I want those documents on my desk. On my where? On my desk, right.
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Usually I have an aversion to "Men of the Cloth" but I gotta say, this one get's it. 😂😇😂
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Meh, I owned a home once. It wasn’t a dream, it was an expensive nightmare. I’d much rather rent. If the American dream is a 30 year mortgage, we need better dreams.
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📣 My fellow white folk: To lotion one’s skin is not a black cultural thing. This winter air is dry, and you, in fact, are ashy, too.
It’s not cultural appropriation. Apply generously.
Sort yourself out. #whitepeoplegetashytoo
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People shaking “because of the COVID vaccine” are the same type of people who would convulse “because of the Holy Spirit.” Coincidence?
Some people a very susceptible to peer pressure to perform.
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Talked to a guy with a “God is Pro-Life” sign at the March for Life and asked about God being very Pro-Death in the Bible.
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I have no problem with drag-queens in Congress. I have a real problem with bald-face liars and shameless hypocrites in Congress.
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A question to : What do narcissists do now that more of the population is aware of narcissistic behavior? Now that there are less “low hanging fruit” for them to grab these days?
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Really? Someone who lost a family member to gun violence can't express an opinion because they don't know what 'AR' stands for?
You are fucking human garbage.
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Got gussied up tonight! How do we feel about lady blazers?
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This will forever be known as the Hakeem Jeffries A to Z Speech and it was one HELL of a speech.
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Why are you in academia?
Wrong answers only.
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I always thought you had to be white to flash the white power sign. Guess not. Guess you just have to be a fucking dick. Agree?
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As a person who has turned their passion of writing into a career, I can honestly say there is no bigger power trip than being the only one in the company who is allowed to make edits in a Google Doc without clicking on the “suggestions” toggle. #WritingCommunity #writing
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Greta Thunberg and Kyle Rittenhouse were born on the same day in 2003.
best argument against astrology i've ever heard
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House Dems will continue to put people over politics.
Republicans are putting politics over the people.
And so America lacks a fully formed Congress for the first time in 100 years.
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Fetterman is not his name, that’s the name of the doctor that created him…
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I'm eating Doritos with Boursin cheese and I can't tell if this make me bougie or ghetto.
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He. moved. his. stuff. into. the. speaker's. office.
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Great research man! I had no idea that you can get an apartment with no money down before you even get your first paycheck.
You know you're disconnected from average Americans when you don't understand how renting works.
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1. He hasn’t started his job in Congress yet, meaning he hasn’t received a paycheck
2. If you don’t come from money, having multiple months of rent on hand is not as easy as you’re making it sound
3. Being given a lease strictly off his new title would be corrupt and illegal
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