I had a 3rd grader ask me today "what food can you definitely not eat for breakfast?" and with a completely straight face told me "dinner"
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Replying to @GGemini19
Kid will reconsider that when he's old enough to get home piss drunk at 7am
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Replying to @TL_Olli @GGemini19
Kids are still so innocent they let the definition of meals stop them from eating whatever the hell they can find in the fridge whenever 
2:15 AM - 8 Sep 2020
from Vienna, Austria
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