Brian Soto@TrainedHedonistStubbing your toe on a table isn't that bad as long as you massage it, and destroy everything you've ever loved with fire.12:04 AM · May 9, 2014171 Retweets311 Likes
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✦Po𝔯c𝔢lai𝔶T𝔢a𝔯s@PorcelainTear·May 29, 2014@TrainedHedonist @WhiteFolkProbs Nah... Cheaper to just cut off that toe! :D1