Trace William Cowen

@TraceCowen

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Spokane, WA
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Joined December 2008
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  1. 10 hours ago

    Couches, couches, couches, couches, which one should I pick?

    12:44 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    4 retweets 9 likes
  2. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    righteousness is a raft you can cling to

    202 retweets 445 likes
  3. Apr 9

    Today I saw a deluge of dogs. Today was a good day.

    2 likes
  4. Apr 9

    Still trying desperately to achieve the same heights as David Lynch's hair.

    3:34 PM - 9 Apr 2016 · Details
    2 likes
  5. Apr 8

    Everyone you've ever met is, in fact, corny.

    1 like
  6. Retweeted
    Apr 7

    I think we all knew that the email list would eventually lose their shit. Spectacular.

    6:13 PM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
    6 retweets 29 likes
  7. Apr 7

    This guy at the dentist just told me he was going home to pull his own tooth out.

    3 retweets 4 likes
  8. Apr 6

    when you think about it the fact that something like papa roach even exists just shows that humans are in no danger of extinction whatsoever

  9. Mar 24

    "There’s a lot more to life than just watching television. You can read about it too."

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    Mar 11

    Protesters blocking the street outside the Donald Trump rally in Chicago

    4:05 PM - 11 Mar 2016 · Details
    6,564 retweets 7,494 likes
  11. Mar 11

    when you get a super meta voicemail from after a 10-hour day in the writing cave

    3:55 PM - 11 Mar 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 1 like
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    Mar 8

    somehow turned casual conversation into theatrical catharsis

    671 retweets 929 likes
  13. Mar 8

    gif of the century?

    The internet has turned Death Grips songs into elevator music.
  14. Mar 3

    Why is Steve Martin NEVER my dentist?

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  16. Feb 27

    looping that simple plan heat "welcome to my life" for the next three hours 🔥

    1 like
  17. Feb 27

    New theory: Frank Ocean is hard at work on the new Good Charlotte album.

    3 likes
  18. Feb 25

    6:21 PM - 25 Feb 2016 · Details
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  19. Retweeted
    Feb 25

    28th mass shooting of 2016 happened hours before GOP candidates got $267K from progun groups All want MORE guns in circulation

    536 retweets 479 likes
  20. Feb 25

    You can't fuck with our politics. You can't fuck with our weed. Also, you can't fuck with our *exclusive* fruits.

    Developed over 20 years, Washington will get to grow new apple, "Cosmic Crisp," exclusively

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