The war is starting to take its toll on Lithuanian supply chains.
Following this morning’s attack on the Crimea Bridge, the Lithuanian Ministry of the Interior introduced rationing: no more than 2 bottles of champagne per person.
“We must preserve stocks for when Moscow burns”.
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Few people know it, but it took the CIA 7 months and 45 planes to fly in the 1,000,000 paid actors for the fake protests in Maidan during their illegal coup in Ukraine.
Unrelated but interesting fact, Maidan is also the place where they shot the “Moon landing”.
“Russia invaded Ukraine because the West supplied Ukraine with weapons after the invasion”.
It’s literally unbelievable how Ukraine managed to get to where they are.
They managed to fight back a massive onslaught with Stingers and Javelins. Then they fought Russia to a standstill, earning themselves a few HIMARS, “to test the waters”.
They mangled Russian logistics,
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The people of Smolensk have been mistreated by Russia for long enough. Lithuanian has even been banned as an official language! We demand a referendum with the following options:
1. Join Lithuania
2. Leave Russia
Blockchain technology can be very powerful when used right.
Today, I had to review 60 candidate CVs for a couple of positions I’m looking to fill. Before doing anything, I ran a search for “blockchain” on the directory, and deleted the 5 PDFs that popped up.
A real time saver.
- Dad, what’s the Battle of Ukraine? My history teacher talked about it today.
- My son, it’s when Russia tried to invade Ukraine 30 years ago.
- Oh… and what’s Russia?
- Nobody knows, my son, and nobody cares.
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I believe you’re mistaken, these are actually their food rations.
*LEAKED PUTIN’S SPEECH INCLUDES ULTIMATUM TO NATO, SAYS “SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLY, OR ELSE WE SURRENDER”
Very comprehensive, with an end exam of high standards. Every recruit must be able to:
- run 2kms with washing machine on his back in less than 12 minutes
- swim 1 km against current in full body armour
- shoot Russian soldiers in their backs
- have at least 500 TikTok followers
$DOGE will break crypto.
First, by exposing crypto for what it is: a massive pump&dump, despite the “financial revolution” bullshit spread by idiots who understand jack shit about finance or the real world.
Second, by wrecking billions of new “investors” who will never come back.
It can’t. 7 transactions per second max, remember?
It’s almost as if you don’t really know what you’re talking about.
Future billionaires after seeing 57 crypto commercials in a row: "we're so early".
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It all feels so surreal. Like the gigantic cogs of Destiny have suddenly started spinning, and nothing can stop them. I hope this hellish nightmare that is fascist Russia will go down the shitter of history like a shameful turd, never to return. It sure looks like this way now.
“Outstanding statesman” Molotov who signed the Ribentropp-Molotov Pact, establishing Russia’s alliance with the Nazis to start WWII together.
Can’t wait for your celebratory tweet on March 29, birthday of Lavrenti Beria, whom Stalin introduced to Roosevelt “this is our Himmler”.
If you like Ripple because it’s faster, cheaper, and uses much less energy than Bitcoin, you will love MySQL.
Bitcoin is the only currency that fulfils the requirements of sound money:
✅ 95% owned by like 20 people
✅ each transaction costs over $100
✅ price manipulated by fake Tethers printed out of thin air
✅ no more than 7 tx/s
✅ all the network is controlled by 4 dudes in China.
It's estimated that less than $15 billion of real money has been thrown into the crypto zero-sum bubble, for a market cap of $500 billion.
Which means that no more than $15 billion can be cashed out, less miner rewards (+- $5 billion). Lots of imaginary millionnaires out there.
Let’s talk when you have kids.
We know of at least 20 hacks, where at least 1,000,000 Bitcoins were stolen. That’s 7% of all the Bitcoin out there.
Imagine if $5 trillion had been stolen from bank customer accounts over the last 9 years.
The funniest part is that Bitcoin’s most publicised feature is security.
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I will remember till the day I die Biden’s speech on February 25th, 2022. Everyone had given up on Ukraine. Nobody believed they would stand. But they did. They convinced everyone, little by little, and against all odds, that they could defeat “mighty Russia”.
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squeezing Russia to the point where Ukraine could retake Kharkiv Oblast and Kherson.
This earned them Western air defences, as everyone understood Russia would try to bomb city center energy infrastructure to freeze everyone in wintertime. Ukrainians survived that as well.
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Even in retrospect, it’s all absolutely unbelievable. What’s happening is an absolute abomination, hundreds of thousands of innocents dead or wounded, but Ukrainians didn’t have any choice in this, they got this calamity thrown onto them by the monster that is Putin.
“I’m good at computers, which means I must understand finance, whereas finance guys don’t understand computers. Hence, I’ll make a fortune in cryptos, while they’ll be out of a job.”
*Loses everything in an obvious Ponzi scheme*
“The banker lizard people control everything!”
Bitcoin is like the Internet in 1996 - if instead of building websites, everyone just bought up domain names and waited for their prices to moon.
How is the ecosystem supposed to evolve, if nobody is using the tech for its purpose?
Unless HODL turns into SPEDN, Bitcoin is a joke.
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Which earned them the right to ask for tanks. Which they finally got as the winter was ending, just in time to prep for a counteroffensive scheduled to start when ground everywhere would be dry.
That’s a series of very small loops to jump through successfully. And they did.
The crypto “economy” is 99% whales stuck with utterly illiquid bags they can’t sell for real money, doing backflips 24/7 to pretend something’s happening with crypto to entice suckers in, so that they can immediately rug pull them for a little bit of real cash.
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It’s very, very, very hard to believe that after accomplishing master stroke after master stroke, Ukrainian generals would suddenly screw up, collapse, & give in. So far Russian propaganda is trying to turn 2 disabled Leopards as a win… 2 enemy tanks? That’s their big “success”?
Bitcoin is a hedge agaist the whole world falling apart yet somehow keeping all its Internet infrastructure, electricity supply and the rule of law.
Imagine the sheltered version of an apocalypse basically - the worst scenario a spoiled hedge fund manager could imagine. twitter.com/APompliano/sta
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What Ukraine managed to accomplish, is to minimise the consequences of the invasion, by outplaying Russia at every turn, reading them like a book - much like Finland in the Winter War, thanks to the genius of Mannerheim. I guess that in both cases, knowledge of the enemy was key.
His coins are shitty, hands weak, bags are heavy
There's red everywhere on his screen already
He's nervous, but on Twitter he acts calm and ready to buy dips
He keeps trying to sell but Coinbase is down
All the FUDders go so loud
He opens his account, but the funds won't come out
TBH a short circuit is the most likely outcome when hitting any button maintained by the Russian army.
The crypto cartel's smartest propaganda move was to create the HODLer culture. By glorifying the act of doing nothing, they reached out to the self-entitled, lazy millionaire wannabes.
Every Ponzi scheme relies on the hope that investors won't sell. This one's just too obvious.
Remember when all the world’s cowards united against some small time painter from Austria? Disgusting.
Crypto's $3T market cap is backed by $77B USDT which is backed by $3B of real cash in their reserves which is backed by your willingness to believe that Tether's team of swindlers won't run away with their loot once the shit starts hitting the fan.
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Strangely no videos of mobilisation in the posh districts of Moscow. Is this what “partial mobilisation” means?
With Bitcoin plunging, miners no longer have a financial incentive to work together. What will happen next is not a prolonged bear market. What will happen next is an epic shitshow of unwarranted forks, 51% attacks and broken networks.
A.k.a. the beauty of real decentralisation.
Ripple made $535 million selling XRP coins to unsophisticated retail investors in 2018 alone.
It would take SWIFT 10 years to make that kind of money, based on its 2017 P&L statement.
If you think Ripple's idea is to actually take over SWIFT, you're as clueless as it gets.
I’m shocked, SHOCKED, to see the Bitcoin Ponzi unravel like every single Ponzi scheme always does, eventually.
I guess it’s the fault of the bagholders, they just didn’t HODL hard enough.
“Censorship resistant deflationary money backed by math” my ass.
Bunch of raging morons.
One Bitcoin is pretty much like a bag of $100 bills' ashes.
Some people assume that it's worth a lot of money, because it's very expensive to produce.
If you tell them that's stupid, they get all tense, and start shouting, "you don't understand how it works!!!".
PayPal sends shockwaves through the crypto universe by enabling its users to imagine that they’re paying with Bitcoin.
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“Free of corporate money” means “full of Putin’s money”, thanks for clarifying.
The original idea behind Bitcoin was that if transactions are validated by a decentralised network, no central party can take away your money.
Today, the top 5 miners own >70% of total hash power. All it takes for them to rob you of your Bitcoins in a 51% attack, is a phone call.
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*Amnesty International furiously typing report about war crimes committed by NAFO.
I'm old enough to remember when crypto was shilled as a tool to fight evil governments.
So far the governments who have embraced crypto:
North Korea
El Salvador
Myanmar
see if you can spot a pattern here.
This meme of "dollar isn't backed" just won't die in the sterilised bubble of Bitcoin bagholders' echo chamber.
Fiat currencies are all backed by debt - very overcollateralized, even. A thread.
Dollars are created when anyone - you, me, Boeing Corp - takes out a loan from a bank.
The latest Tether leak is an email from Tether to Deltec, dated May 3, 2020, asking for help in "presenting their reserves in the best possible light". Their reserves being stakes in other crypto companies, and things in that area. This is a crucial piece of the puzzle. 1/n
Amazing how the usual shitfaced crypto shills have been silent about Kazakhstan.
1. Bitcoin mining was being done with super dirty coal, on an archaic electrical grid.
2. It fucked up the country so bad people revolted, and hundreds have been killed so far.
3. The few who…
Not a single one of Ripple’s clients appears to be real, or an actual client.
If real estate agents used Bitcoin arguments:
Client: "This house is in a horrible neighbourhood, it's overpriced, has only one window and there's no furnace."
Agent: "Allow me to explain how concrete binds bricks together"
Client: "What"
Agent: "You don't understand real estate"
After buying XRP on the Coinbase rumours one year ago, Ripple fans can finally cash out their profits.
Is there any situation to which your fascist neanderthal reptilian brain doesn't react by threatening a genocidal invasion?
BREAKING: GLOBAL CRYPTO EXCHANGE SHUTDOWN FOR MAINTENANCE IS SCHEDULED TO START AT $37,000 BTC.
Bagholders: “Hello Coinbase, I’d like to cash out my Bitcoin now please.”
Coinbase: “Sorry we don’t have real money. Is USDT ok?”
It’s almost as if an “economy” made up entirely of a thousand interconnected Ponzi schemes isn’t very resilient to downturns.
The collapse isn’t over until Tether blows up.
Coinbase: we want to take deposits and lend them out.
SEC: you need a license for that, it’s been in the law for centuries.
Coinbase: this regulatory uncertainty is hindering innovation!
One step away from “Balts and Poles tricked us into creating the USSR so that they could get invaded and mooch off hard working, honest aryan Russians”.
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1. Print a billion Tethers out of thin air.
2. Buy a billion dollars worth of Bitcoin while people don’t realise their online account cash balances are bullshit.
3. Bitcoin goes parabolic.
4. Sell Bitcoin to the FOMO crowd for real dollars.
5. “See? The Tethers are fully backed!”
Grayscale Bitcoin Trust premium cratering, now trading over 4% below net asset value. Tens of billions of $$$ are trapped and can’t get out. No buyers.
You can manipulate prices on unregulated exchanges with scam stablecoins. On real markets where you need real USD, not so much.
At the core of the crypto ideology, is the notion that people who believe and buy into crypto, are very smart and fight the evil legacy banking order.
Yet nobody among them (including the organisers) can articulate how the financial system works, or why it works the way it does.
It looks like people are interested in Bitcoin's revolutionary technology only when its price is going up.
Coinbase app's usage rank over the last month.
This is it, we’ve reached top cringe. It’s all downward from there.
Ripple Labs spends hundreds of millions of dollars every year paying off companies to try out its products.
Despite that, it currently processes as much transactions in a year as SWIFT gpi does in 4 minutes.
SWIFT gpi was launched 2 years ago.
Ripple is a joke. And XRP is a scam.
$DOGE is up 10,000% in less than a year, proving that it’s vastly superior to Bitcoin as a store of value.
Institutional investors particularly appreciate $DOGE’s predictable monetary policy which makes it much sounder money and better inflation hedge than other cryptocurrencies.
Bitcoin has fallen by $22k in less than a month. If it falls by $22k more, $MSTR goes bankrupt.
But don’t shed a tear for Michael Saylor, he cashed out his stock options long ago.
1. Baka a cake.
2. Mint an NFT of the cake.
3. Eat the cake, and have it too!
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Magic Ponzi bean bagholders: “the guberment can’t seize muh precious Bitcoin!”
The government:
Hello I bought $25 worth of Bitcoin two months ago at 60k and I'd like to file a complaint.
Bitcoin is this antifragile uncensorable worldwide supercomputer that can’t be stopped by governments and has no points of failure.
It can however be destroyed by FUD from a meme account on Twitter so constant intervention on my tweets by butthurt bagholders is required.
The Bitcoin rule: if your coin fails at doing what it was supposed to do, it becomes a store of value.
I’m gonna start a company.
It will never have a product.
Instead, it will make money by selling its own shares.
But the shares won’t be claims on the company’s assets, and will never pay a dividend.
It’s revolutionary because of how I track who owns the shares.
Crypto is stupid.
I’ve talked to a lot of “crypto entrepreneurs” and I’m yet to meet one who understands how the legacy financial plumbing works.
Why is that? In the crypto space, there’s zero intent to actually disrupt anything. It’s all about number go up. Actually building something takes time.
Putin is weak. Losing 1000+ of his underpaid, undernourished, under equipped soldiers a day in a pointless war. Hit him hard now. He’s just posturing. He has no economy, no manufacturing, only gas. Without access to the outside world, he might as well live in the Middle Ages.
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*BREAKING: KREMLIN’S SPOKESMAN THREATENS TO NUKE GERMANY AFTER HE WAS CUT OFF BY SOMEONE DRIVING A VOLKSWAGEN
Project = Scam
Creator = Scammer
DAO = way to get around SEC
Collector = Sucker
NFTs = Ponzi beans
JPEG = JPEG
Roadmap = Lie
Utility = hahaha
Community= Suckers
Royalties = Castle in the sky
Token = Ponzi bean
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Project = Company
Creator = Founder
DAO = Management
Collector = Shareholder
NFTs = Shares
JPEG = Stock Certificate
Roadmap = 10-K
Utility = Product
Community= Marketing
Royalties = Revenue
Token = Dividend
The US should have an exemption for small money launderers allowing them to launder money until they become big enough to hire an army of lawyers and continue laundering money.
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9/ One of my biggest takeaways is that the U.S. could really use a safe harbor/sandbox for crypto startups to get off the ground, before having to grapple with these issues. This would go a long way, and give the SEC/CFTC/Treasury/etc a common framework to follow.
Somewhere on Earth at this very moment, someone is buying a cryptocurrency for the first time convinced he’s joining in a secret society.
Bitcoin’s market cap is $130 billion but a $200 million sell order makes it crash by 10%.
I guess that should be a clue as to how many of you suckers will be able to actually cash out.
Enjoy you paper profits!
Crypto is a tax on libertarians the same way lottery is a tax on the poor.
Bitfinex lent his clients’ money to a criminal enterprise.
The money has been seized by authorities because of the “criminal” bit.
Bitfinex is left holding a worthless IOU from a bankrupt criminal enterprise.
And Bitfinex’s clients are... defending Bitfinex.
All right then.
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“OMG I have super secret information from the MOSSAD about the war in Ukraine! Where should I go with it? The New York Times? The Guardian? Der Spiegel? No, I know! This fringe antisemitic Turkish blog nobody knows about!” 🤡
“Ripple uses the proceeds of its XRP sales to pay off its partners and intermediaries every step of the way, from installing its software, to making transactions, to telling everyone that they’re using Ripple.”
Crazy how all the exchanges that shut down today are those where you could sell Bitcoin for real money. When the markets reversed and people became net buyers, those same exchanges reopened so that you could buy Bitcoin with real money.
Bitcoin happened when a bunch of idiots who thought that money was printed out of thin air and backed by nothing, decided that something that was actually printed out of thin air and backed by nothing was much better money.