Elizabeth Laime

@TotallyLaime

The Clark Griswold of podcasting. Totally Laime, Totally Married & Totally Mommy podcasts. 's Shawty. comedy writing. animals. laughing. uggh.

Joined March 2009

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  1. My KIDS: "Tell us a scary story for Halloween!" ME: "Once upon a time, Nate Silver tweeted about the election being close."

  2. My ideal style can best be described as "Nancy Meyers films"

  3. Today Trump got a court date for allegations he raped a 13 year old girl, but let’s talk more about Weiner emails.

  4. Been way more into Halloween the last 2 years - not sure if it's b/c I have kids or b/c purple suddenly seems to be a Halloween color

  5. "Nobody respects women more than me." —Donald Trump earlier tonight "Such a nasty woman." —Donald Trump just now

  6. I take comfort knowing that there is one group of people who are just thrilled about this election: professors of statistics

  7. I turned 37 and am finally taking ownership of my voice. And that voice wants to say "hodge podge" with abandon

  8. . two questions. 1. how are the downstairs neighbors? 2. do you like coffee cake?

  9. RT if you're a woman who's had to sit with this expression on your face while an inexperienced man tries to tell you about your work

  10. Still just in so much awe of how much restraint 's eye muscles showed last night by not rolling a thousand times.

  11. Isn't it amazing that evangelicals have become the LEAST Christlike group of people?

  12. Had such a blast spending the eve with these two goddesses!

  13. Elizabeth Laime followed , , and 3 others
    • @ErinLEhrlich

      tv writer/director Crazy Ex-Girlfriend,Awkward, King of the Hill and some other stuff

    • @ucbtla

      Theatre, training center and all things comedy from the Upright Citizens Brigade (, Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts, ) in Los Angeles.

  14. sexism is a man screaming he has a better temperament than a woman who has been patiently waiting to speak after being interrupted 10 times

  15. finally the whole country will watch as a woman stands politely listening to a loud man's bad ideas about the field she spent her life in

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