Tory Humour

@ToryHumour

Because we do like a jolly good chuckle.

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  1. Mar 19

    Things that should have happened in 2020 that are happening in 2021 instead: - Release of "No Time to Die" - Tokyo Olympics - London Election - 's resignation

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  2. Mar 18

    Hm. The "reclaim the streets" march tonight has been veto'd (from going in the streets) by the Police. Uh. Better eat more spinach for that irony deficiency, lads.

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  3. Mar 16

    You can't call Laurence Fox sexist or xenophobic: he's got the same name as the mum in your French textbook.

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  4. Mar 16

    Former man-child actor and self-proclaimed anti-woke crusade has announced its candidacy to the London Mayorship. It makes sense - with 33 boroughs under its authority, Greater London has become a hotbed of council culture.

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  5. Mar 16

    Please stop it with the pearl-clutching about "the question of Archie's complexion". You'd be worried too if your grandkid was going to tun out half-ginger.

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  6. Mar 16

    Piers Morgan "breaks silence". Gee, he wasn't holding 'the silence" for long, was he?

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  7. Mar 14

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  8. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    We are prone to talk of a “public health response” to all sorts of problems, as if it’s a contrast to tough policing. But when the country had a public health crisis, turns out the response was... the police? and threats of fines?

    glad to see a lot of liberals waking up to the dangers of the coronavirus act this morning.
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  9. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    No comment from me either

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  10. Mar 14

    Yeah, but whose dick will he need to go through first?

    Boris Johnson is like a kidney stone that needs to be passed and flushed down the toilet of history.
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  11. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    Hi Tories. Sadiq Khan is not in charge of the Met Police. Your beloved Boris Johnson is. Hope this helps. Xx

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  12. Mar 14

    "I will just leave this here"

    A&E Admissions due to cannabis vs total admissions, 2014-2019
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  13. Mar 14

    Even can't pull a look-to-camera with that eloquence.

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  14. Mar 14

    We need to celebrate this lady.

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  15. Mar 14

    TFW you weren't born with a Y chromosome

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  16. Mar 13

    Sarah Everard must have been legendary at Twister. right hand in Clapham, left foot in Kent

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  17. Mar 11

    ...except if said women or girls are senior civil servants, amirite?

    A statement on the Sarah Everard investigation.
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  18. Mar 11

    TFW you hijack a news story to promote the cult of your imaginary friend.

    This could have been tweeted by a woman in 1st/C pagan Rome. It was one of the reasons why woman were so attracted to Christianity, which taught (& teaches) men to treat women as sisters with ABSOLUTE purity, and to be gentle. Prescient as our culture skips back into paganism.
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  19. Mar 11

    ... then again, you could say that about my bathmat.

    Keir Starmer is classier, sharper, more thoughtful, better briefed, more considered, more mature, has better instincts, is cannier, more talented, more composed and more Prime Ministerial than Boris Johnson.
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  20. Retweeted
    Mar 11

    I’m going to be honest with you guys. It’s possible that marijuana is holding me back from my chess goals.

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