Kate Lambert

@Tooncat

It may look to the untrained eye I'm sitting on my arse all day...

London
Joined December 2008
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  1. 4 hours ago

    Completely misread this headline and for a brief second wondered how passionate some people could be about a 90s indie band 🤦🏼

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  2. Jun 18

    Every week I have the Friday afternoon struggle. The review is up online but I love it being the first thing I read in the actual paper in bed on a Saturday with a cuppa.

    And just like that...Fenella the Kettlewitch was back. A bad review by me
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  3. Jun 18

    Why do people on the phone on the bus always need to SHOUT THEIR WHOLE FUCKING CONVERSATION? Please please please STFU.

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  4. Retweeted
    Jun 15

    What would you like to discuss in the morning? A. Latest updates on the sale of Barbara Windsor's bikini top from Carry on Camping B. The Prime Ministers rampant lying in Parliament now viewed almost 23 MILLION TIMES If “B” RT this to let know

    2:19
    Amazing! 22 MILLION VIEWS! Working TOGETHER we have sent a powerful message to UK media that if they won’t hold this Prime Minister to account for his rampant lying in Parliament we will damn well do it ourselves! How long can you ignore this ?
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  5. Jun 15

    It’s now a proper thing in our house that when one of says “you’re a good girl” to the dog, the other immediately follows with “you’re a good tall girl” even though she quite obviously isn’t!

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  6. Jun 15

    I’m fairly sure he’s not talking about E5, but it’s sound advice anyway!

    Clapton needs to lay low.
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  7. Jun 14

    Well. Yes. This.

    That fucking fucking man bolloxing our lives and the stressed, overworked, exhausted NHS bcs he thought he might want to fly to Delhi. That fucking FUCKING motherfucking TWAT.
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  8. Jun 13

    Oh god. Is it over yet? I really wanted to get into this tournament but this has been so dull…

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  9. Jun 10

    Yes, I’m still a child about dinosaur movies!

    See you in one year.
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  10. Jun 10

    It was only this year when I found out one third of Stardust was half of Daft Punk and now it’s so bloody obvious I feel like a fool every time I hear “Music Sounds Better With You” 🤦🏼

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  11. Jun 9

    Fab interview - I bloody love Rosie!

    Read this absolute QUEER CHAT 🏳️‍🌈
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  12. Jun 8

    I feel very seen!

    achieve
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  13. Jun 6

    Bloody hell. If we don’t riot over this then we won’t riot over anything.

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  14. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    🌈🌈🌈

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  15. May 31

    Guess this one doesn’t work if you’ve used your actual name?! Anyhoo, hey @sunlundog 👋👋

    what is your opposite @? mine is @plastic_expander
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  16. Retweeted
    May 29

    Alexa, play Dreams by Gabrielle

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  17. May 25

    I’m spending so much time reading ARMA guidelines right now I may as well do a property management qualification. I wish my actual property manager had considered that.

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  18. May 25

    Genuinely can’t work out if I’m more pissed off with the weather or the fact the multiple apps on my phone can’t predict it correctly…

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  19. Retweeted
    May 23

    What would you like to report on next week? A. Ravens at the Tower of London B. Swans on rafts C. How to store carrier bags D. The Prime Ministers relentless lying to Parliament & breaking of the Ministerial Code If “D” RT this

    2:19
    Wow! 19 million views!! Keep going! Working TOGETHER we have sent a powerful message to UK media that if they won’t hold this Prime Minister to account for his relentless lying we will damn well do it ourselves! UK news shows cannot ignore this forever!
    91 replies 4,700 retweets 3,563 likes
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  20. May 23

    Classy from - system was down last night when I tried to pay as we drove through the zone so couldn’t pay the “on the day” price and have to pay the higher charge. I wonder how many extra £2.50’s they’ve robbed from people by doing this?

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