I'm an astronaut.
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Congratulations! The job you wanted to have when you were 5 is now yours. What do you now do for a living?
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Tony Perkins
@TonyPerkinsFMTV
Co-host, "The Show", 102.3/92.7. Former anchor, and . Former weatherman . Former and future comedian. OPINIONS MY OWN.
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‘Girl’s Trip 2’ Is Officially Confirmed, Twitter Begs For Tiffany Haddish To Be Replaced trib.al/wL4YGmf
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Queen fans will get this.
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When did we decide loud, confrontational analysis is “best” analysis??? Am I the only 1 that would rather analysts just be themselves, come educated, bring a smart, unique take & then let viewer use info to decide what to believe… analyze to educate, not to “win” the question!
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"Holy threesome, Batman!"
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He honestly looks less talented in this jersey.
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Went down a wormhole listening to old episodes of last night. What fun we had! I will always be indebted to Mike O'Meara and the gang at for giving me the chance to do it. (Many episodes still live on !)
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When we abide in Christ and allow Him to live His life through us, the result is character that endures the challenges of life! 🙏🏾💜🙌🏾
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Congratulations!!!
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LOL! This is great!
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BREAKING: George Santos says he has found classified documents from his time as president in his home office, will cooperate fully with "Deportment of Justus"8
Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.
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Should we just #cancel the #Easter egg hunt for this year now? 🥚 💰
Maybe this year we hide cartons
of #eggbeaters for the kids?!
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He doesn't???
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Aaron Rodgers: "I have a lot of love for what’s gone on in Green Bay. And I’d love to finish there. I would. And I might have finished there. Who knows? But when I talk about my future I don’t talk in cryptic terms."
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Truly excited and honored to perform America the Beautiful at Super Bowl LVII and to be a part of this pregame lineup. 📺: #SBLVII
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LOL! So true!
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If you ever got blasted in the head with one of these on recess, you can still recall the distinct noise
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The GIZ GO-GO Musical Showcasing D.C. Culture & History Tickets On Sale Now
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Ron DeSantis claims he banned teaching Black history because it includes 'indoctrination' on 'queer theory' msn.com/en-us/news/us/
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Indeed, sucked if you were a fast reader.
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A message from M&M'S.
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#OnThisDay: In 1967, The Supremes release "Supremes Sing Holland-Dozier-Holland."
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Chain broke. If this was McDonalds, it would be down for 4 days.
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🎶Marvin Gaye released ‘What’s Going On’ 52 years ago, January 20, 1971
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Noooooooooooooooo!
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The NFL is thinking about making neutral-site conference championships the norm. The evidence is hiding in plain sight. wp.me/pbBqYq-cvZb
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Love, love, love this! 🙏🏾🧡👍🏾
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Woman with #dementia adored her haircut. Her husband's letter to the stylist is everything. upworthy.com/man-thanks-sty
#Alzheimers #kindness
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Iowa Republicans are proposing the following new restrictions on food stamps:
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Phyllis Diller is trending on my feed. 🧐
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My wife is in a Facebook group called Buy Nothing where people list stuff they’re giving away.
The other day, a lady came to our house to pick up two granola bars that we didn’t like
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Daron Payne's contract season:
-11.5 sacks (third-most among DTs)
-18 TFLs (most among DTs)
-Named a Pro Bowler
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Mmm. Crinkle cut with ketchup and pepper. 🔥😃
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I kinda want some fries from the carryout… & a mix.
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Mmmm. See you tomorrow! 😂👍🏾
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NEW seasonal menu features are here! Introduce SMOKE & SPICE to your tastebuds with our Sirloin & Tasmanian Shrimp, starting at just $16.99.
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The incredibly talented and massively influential David Crosby has passed away at age 81.
We’re remembering David for his sense of humor, angelic harmonies, and his humanity.
Rest in peace.🖤
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Faith is what gets a lot of us through.
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