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@TonyNoland

Sooper-genius word nerd. I know how to use semicolons properly... and often do. He/him.

Philadelphia, PA
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    13 Jan 2016

    I really can't decide which tweet I would pin. This explains why I've never gotten a tattoo.

    4 replies 35 retweets 107 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    Definitely did not say that. We endorse policy not people.

    Just ran into David Hogg & at Andrew Pollack’s event for . Hogg says he will vote for me over Democrat
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  3. 41 minutes ago

    “Do you think management realizes morale is terrible?” “I’m sure they know just how bad it is.” “How can you be so sure?” “They just announced a webinar for next week titled ‘Be Positive! Tools for Resilience and Focus’ .“ “Is the webinar mandatory?” “Probably.” “Crap.”

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  4. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    This is maddening. Detroit has literally done this exact same thing before and it almost destroyed the entire American auto industry.

    "GM will end production of the Chevrolet Sonic subcompact car... part of a broader push by Detroit auto executives to abandon low-margin cars in favor of sport-utility vehicles."
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  5. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    THE FOUR GENRES OF WEBCOMICS 1. My D&D Campaign With The Serial Numbers Filed Off 2. I Can't Legally Use Batman But Here Are The Adventures Of "Darknyte" 3. My Relationship Comic Where Everybody Is Sarcastic And Which Will Age Very Poorly 4. Just Video Game References

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  7. 1 hour ago

    By the time I’m aware of a meme and think of a variation of it I might make, the meme is long past peak and well into pathetic Dad Joke territory.

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    13 hours ago

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  9. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO BUILD" "THE SAME WALL THAT IS ALREADY THERE" "WHO IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT" "THE *checks notes* THE MILITARY"

    Nielsen says replacing current wall would count as new wall for the administration
    28 replies 332 retweets 1,073 likes
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  10. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Happy birthday to the one and only, !! (Am I the only one who thinks he’s aging in reverse?) I miss you, buddy!!

    1,342 replies 17,689 retweets 84,995 likes
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  11. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    i felt like picking the topic i've had the most arguments about was probably the best approach

    5 replies 26 retweets 74 likes
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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    Him: I love nerd girls! Me: If you have more than 2 freckles, then every freckle on your body makes a triangle. If you move around, every triangle changes shape. That’s how I picture multiple universes. Him: no. not like that

    102 replies 1,308 retweets 7,496 likes
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  13. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Dolores Umbridge joins the Trump administration

    NEW: Trump pick to oversee wildlife policy has long opposed protections for endangered species
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  14. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    Forget Zuckerberg's interviews on how much Facebook cares about its "community" or how "idealistic" they are. Instead, look at the fact that decisions are made unilaterally, by one person, with no say from the "community", in a manner that protects Facebook's profits (surprise!).

    Exclusive: In interview with Reuters, Mark Zuckerberg says not planning to extend European privacy law globally via
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  15. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    Before this year I didn’t know being against endangered species was an actual political stance outside of Disney movie villains

    A fierce opponent of the Endangered Species Act is picked to oversee Interior’s wildlife policy
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  16. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    White writer friends: If you are hearing other white writer friends say, today, "I'm just sick of hearing them complain about it," be the person who doesn't make it safe to say that. That's where we start.

    16 replies 587 retweets 2,109 likes
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  17. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    Yall marrying depending on what ya kids gonna look like? I’m marrying for love if my kids are ugly that’s their business

    662 replies 58,004 retweets 229,841 likes
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  18. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    Daily News | For $2.3 million, you can own 'the world's greatest indoor miniature village'

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  19. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    This... This is taxes. You invented taxes.

    This startup lets neighbors pool their money to invest in their communities
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  20. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Looking for cheap and smooth pen

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  21. 13 hours ago

    What is the point of all this, anyway?

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