Tonight on 'GIRLS'

Ray and Marnie get married and divorced while setting up for a gig; Jessa torches a Sephora; Adam clenches his soul; Desi gets murdered

Hannah gives a silent TEDTalk for 9 hours; Shoshanna makes the cover of FORBES; Ray allows joy to consume him; Fran drills holes in his head

Hannah handcuffs herself to Hillary Clinton; Jessa seduces Bernie Sanders; Shoshanna finds irrefutable evidence that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac

Hannah cuts herself breaking the glass ceiling; Marnie enters Chrysalis; Adam makes lightsabers from oak; Jessa hijacks a MegaBus with Kesha

Hannah has a nervous breakdown deciphering Facebook emojis; Jessa moves to the bottom of a lake; Shoshanna apps; Marnie releases chemtrails

Hannah OD's on expired cheese; Shoshanna gets arrested selling knock-off Hattori Hanzō swords; Jessa accidentally ends up on display at MoMa

TONIGHT ON GIRLS: Marnie maps out her dream divorce, Jessa has deviant sex with David Bowie's remains, Hannah invents a vaccine for FOMO

TONIGHT ON GIRLS: Marnie accidentally stops an ISIS plot; Jessa marries her UBER driver while robo-tripping; Hannah's dad starts dating Adam

Hannah renovates her vagina; Shoshanna buys self-confidence online; Jessa is voted out of her coven; Marnie moves into a self-help book

Hannah gets a face tat of Adam's face; Marnie forages for silica packets; Jessa gets engaged to the witch at the bottom of the Gowanus Canal

Hannah invites herself to a key party but locks herself out; Marnie caters the party; Shoshanna ODs on taco emojis; Jessa is in retrograde

Shoshanna goes to night school online; Hannah gets lost in a rooftop corn maze rave in Bushwick; Marnie learns she's been dating a scarecrow

Shoshanna tries to find Kimmy Schmidt; Hannah films a DIY YouTube video on freezing your own eggs; Jessa can't stop spewing locusts

Hannah defunds her vagina; Marnie escapes from the coffin she was buried in; Shoshanna divorces another barista; Jessa is back on the horse

TONIGHT ON "GIRLS": Hannah freebases self-doubt; Shoshanna starts a cupcake rental service; Marnie kidnaps herself; Jessa dates a gargoyle

Hannah teaches hot yoga on a subway platform; Shoshanna misplaces her dignity in an Uber; Jessa succumbs to tiny hats for her bats

Hannah files a defamation suit against her subconscious; Shoshanna sells her shadow on Etsy; Marnie eats broken shards of yesterday.

Shoshanna gets chastised by pigeons; Marnie feels no more anchor; Hannah has an epiphany that camp sucks; Jessa starts dating Robert Durst

Hannah's father moves in with her; Mimi-Rose conjures ceramic lovers from sand; Ray gets in a fistfight with Mayor de Blasio; Jessa beckons

TONIGHT ON 'GIRLS': Ray chains himself to his street; Marnie catches a break and measles; Jessa accidentally dates a member of ISIS