Tom BodettOvjeren akaunt

@TomBodett

Father of 3 boys. Motel 6 guy. panelist. storyteller. Wrote books once. A man of many hats. Literally. I have a lot of hats

Windham County, Vermont
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Make this the last thing your see on Twitter today. Thank you This is America being great.

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  2. 29. sij

    Dear , I want to rename our dog John Bolton's Angry Mustache, but my wife says no. Should I move out?

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  3. 28. sij

    Today, I withdraw my name for consideration as President of the United States. I thought I could take the heat, but every freaking Escalade in Iowa has already been rented. I'm done.

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  4. 24. sij

    Thanks and the Hilarious World of Depression podcast for sending me the perfect loungewear for listening to the impeachment hearings.

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  5. 24. sij

    Until we reach Maximum Conspiracy we'll never get back to the truth. Please retweet this oldie but goodie. Don't rest until Fox & Friends picks it up and feeds it to the White House.

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  6. 23. sij
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  7. 20. sij
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  8. 18. sij

    Please tell me Steve Miller is going to write the Space Force march.

    Tweet je nedostupan.
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  9. 17. sij
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    17. sij

    So fun to go see a live taping of tonight with our Chicago Podcast Brunch Club chapter! Thanks, & Bill Curtis!

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  11. 14. sij

    I take an inordinate amount of pride in tossing out an old kitchen sponge and starting a fresh one. I can't explain that.

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  12. 13. sij

    It's only been 9 hours since this tweet and I've already considered going to a high school hockey game and starting a fight to relieve the tension. It's so hard not being a smart ass. How do people do it?

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  13. 13. sij

    I hardly recognize you these days.

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  14. 13. sij

    Have you been hearing it too? Here's good news.

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  15. 13. sij

    "...be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - ... - lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one any more". - Mark Twain

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  16. 13. sij

    Good morning, everyone. I've decided to be kind and decent on here all this week. No sarcasm, snark, or End of Days jokes. It's an experiment to see how many followers I lose.

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  17. 13. sij

    When I log onto Twitter I can't decide whether to be stone stupid or mean as a snake. I wish there were another option on here.

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  18. 7. sij

    The last few years have confused my sense of right and wrong. I keep getting the urge to knock off a liquor store, but I'm not sure I should. ?

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  19. 1. sij

    I picked up a dead finch near the shed. Still soft. I realized this is what poets must do all the time -- wander around picking up dead birds.

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  20. 1. sij

    2020 seems dull. I’m going to bed.

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  21. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    happy new year! here's a look back at some Wait Wait stats for 2019: to start, the highest final score from the year was 19pts, achieved by four different panelists: (1/19), (2/2), (4/13), and (10/5)

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