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@TomArnold

Iowa Hawkeye. Former Meat Packer. Current Old Dad. Co-Creator of Jax and Quinn.

Los Angeles
tomarnoldcomedy.com
Joined April 2009
Born on March 06
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  1. Jul 7

    Pac will Ferrell and Tom Arnold

    1 retweet 2 likes
  2. 12 hours ago

    "The victim said she wanted Johnson to 'receive mental help' while also seeking a protective order to keep him away"

    96 retweets 64 likes
  3. Jul 8

    Watch this 2nite! I love him & you'll love me 4 recommending him. Funniest red headed comedian you've never heard of

    HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE TAPING MY 1 HOUR SPECIAL AT THE VIC THEATER FREE TICKETS FOR A WEEK HERE:
    13 likes
  4. Jul 7

    Father Of The Year 2015 refused 2 take allergy meds B4 audition yet smeared 100 proof bourbon all over his 6 mo angel Quinn's teething gums.

    4 retweets 30 likes
  5. Jul 7

    'that's a real guy...kinda feel bad for him and his fan.

    Watching you on L&O Criminal Intent from 2007, where you played that preacher. Great job! Just wanted you to know. 😇😉🙂👍
    7 likes
  6. Jul 6

    Bernie is sad if trolling more successful people is success 2 him. He's young. Still has time 2 make a difference.

    I'd like to see bernie accomplish what you have. Where does bernie rank? Nowhere. Suck it bernie lol
    1 retweet 4 likes
  7. Jul 6

    If i took that personally it would be my fault. I do take what my wife says hyper personally sometimes though:)

    I'm sure. Wasn't a direct comment about anyone specific. Just how I see.
    12 likes
  8. Jul 6

    Sometimes U answer a very important question just by asking it. List based on fame not beauty utterwise I'd be top 3

    why is Tom Arnold even ranked?
    1 retweet 13 likes
  9. Jul 6

    Since we're pals now Jackie Thomas was the hilariously amazing sweetheart Director Paul Feig's first on camera role.

    There was that Tom Arnold show, for like half a season. It was good iir, great supporting cast.
    2 retweets 11 likes
  10. Jul 6

    Dear Internet. This person has the courage & self esteem to just say something nice with no "but"s about it.

    I really liked what I saw of it. People don't give credit for how self aware Tom Arnold is.
    3 retweets 21 likes
  11. Jul 6

    Dang Casandra, U back me in a corner. If U knew how great my real life was you'd have less preason 4 hilarious snark

    Because it hits too close to real life.
    7 likes
  12. Jul 6

    Thats right, it was just you..and 27 million other people a week but I appreciated the most

    I loved that show. No one else did.
    1 retweet 5 likes
  13. Jul 5

    B4 kids go 2 friends ask if they have guns & if they r kept safe. Same with pools. If U mock this U don't have kids.

    A New Gun PSA And A New Gun Website: You Should See Them Both. via MikeTheGunGuy
    4 retweets 57 likes
  14. Jul 5

    This makes me rethink everything I said about Tyson-Holyfield, Harding-Kerrigan & McGuire-Sosa tarnishing sports:

    Boxer is jailed in Tokyo for slicing off his love rival's penis with GARDEN SHEARS
    6 retweets 15 likes
  15. Jul 5

    All sketchy as hell but guy asked me dumb gun specific question. Sure he's in some ER with 2 1/2 fingers right now.

    what about the Wall Street lobby? or the Health Insurance lobby? or the Pharmaceutical lobby? or the Prison lobby? No answer?
    5 retweets 8 likes
  16. Jul 5

    I'm a legally ordained minister too & even though you'd be my first straight marriage me & ❤️ do not discriminate🏒💯

    thank you! I know how lucky I really I am
    3 retweets 12 likes
  17. Jul 5

    So that really happened? Thanks! Started thinking it was one of my crazy dreams where I actually do something cool.

    Watching with is the best thing ever 😂 Hats off to Tom.. you were superb.. & Bear.. the best as always.
    1 retweet 14 likes
  18. Jul 5

    Independence Day's perfect 4 proud Americans 2 talk 2 Congress about regaining their independence from gun lobby $$

    hay Tom dare u to talk about gun control today
    20 likes
  19. Jul 3

    Happy Birthday U Lucky SOB. Vid is so fun, romantic & girlie. Gay Dad was a great influence on Sydney!

    0:57
    Happy birthday to my best friend ❤️ I love you
    2 retweets 5 likes
  20. Jul 1

    I love you, . Thank you for being you.

    Man "produces"sperm. Any man who sees what women go through & think they get 2 control women's bodies r f-ing insane
    2 retweets 23 likes

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