Tom Allingham

@TomAllingham

Making people say 'Is he gay?' since 1994. Writer and Editor.

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Joined August 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 May 2016

    Scott Parker: "Danny Simpson, rejected from Queen's Park Rangers. QUEEN'S PARK RANGERS." True captain, managing to get a dig in there.

    27 retweets 51 likes
  2. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    Theresa May's latest u-turn is that she doesn't think this anymore.

    If I lose just six seats I will lose this election and Jeremy Corbyn will be sitting down to negotiate with Europe:
    77 replies 4,685 retweets 5,241 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 7

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  4. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    You'd need a heart of stone not to find this absolutely hilarious.

    27 replies 1,126 retweets 2,609 likes
  5. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Holy shit.

    218 replies 15,623 retweets 23,001 likes
  6. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    19 replies 1,213 retweets 1,422 likes
  7. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    AGUEROOOO

    6 replies 209 retweets 290 likes
  8. 14 hours ago

    LADS WE MIGHT HAVE DONE IT. WE MIGHT HAVE FUCKING DONE IT.

  9. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    Waiting for this exit poll is like waiting for the Third Round draw. Just instead of getting Exeter away, my Nan's gonna lose her house.

    7 replies 80 retweets 108 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Your daily 6pm reminder: please do retweet what we are all trying to achieve Find your tactical vote here:

    116 retweets 53 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Me: What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done Corbyn: Thats far too naughty to talk about

    192 replies 8,368 retweets 12,559 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Alan Sugar started work in 1963. The economy grew at 7.3% that year, real wages 4%. The average house cost 3.3x the average salary.

    Problem with some young is they expect everything laid on for them and complain about people who have worked hard and have more than them
    83 replies 1,484 retweets 1,734 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Whether you admire Lord Sugar or not, if you earn less than £70,000 a year, from honest graft, you should definitely vote labour.

    If you admire or trust me.A east end boy done good by honest graft.For the good of the UK I sincerely advise NOT to vote for Corbyn
    1,227 replies 22,089 retweets 38,123 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Sir Alan Sugar is telling us to vote blue and Prof. Stephen Hawking is supporting red. Can it get any clearer?!

    22 replies 297 retweets 530 likes
  15. Jun 4

    I'm no expert, but this must be the first time that a national leader has responded to an attack by telling the public "it's your fault".

    I'm shocked by May's statement. We're "far too tolerant of extremism in our society"? She knows what consequences that language could spark.
    2 retweets 3 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Steady on lads, it's nothing special

    16 replies 1,902 retweets 2,592 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 31

    They respect you more when you show strength. Or show up.

    500 replies 20,456 retweets 26,082 likes
  18. May 30
    Replying to

    PEOPLE ARE STUPID

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  19. May 30
    Replying to

    Almost as stupid as people losing their minds because Dianne Abbott got some numbers wrong, as if ministers pass laws after quick arithmetic

    1 reply
  20. May 30
    Replying to

    God forbid he asks for a sec to give the actual cost, rather than say a random number to the world's most needlessly aggressive interviewer.

    1 reply
  21. May 30

    Jeremy Corbyn not knowing the manifesto figures off-by-heart is the biggest non-story of the election so far.

    2 replies 3 likes

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