On TV "News" tonight we will all be obliged to watch something every one who was interested in has already seen, so the target will be all those who don't give a toss & thus will be forced to watch it if they want to see any other news. Which they will not show.
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Awkward moment as Scott Morrison swears himself in as King
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"and with the ceremonial Whirling of the Plates successfully completed, Charles is now King of England" #Coronation
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Let’s be clear, the pandemic wasn’t declared over because the virus went away, it has not gotten milder; there are no better treatments, and there certainly isn’t less Covid around. The pandemic wasn’t declared over for any good reason other than they want you to think it is.
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Remember: a declaration means nothing to a virus.
SARS-CoV-2 will continue to infect, sicken, disable, and kill.
SARS-CoV-2 will continue to mutate around our immunity and our therapeutics.
All it 'wants' are cells to replicate in.
Try not to let those cells be yours.
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"It is therefore with great hope that I declare #COVID19 over as a global health emergency.
However, that does not mean COVID-19 is over as a global health threat.
Last week, COVID-19 claimed a life every three minutes – and that’s just the deaths we know about"-@DrTedros
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The AFL should not only keep the name, they should create a sidekick for the Devil mascot called Warner, who is the little idiot brother getting constantly owned for doing profoundly stupid things.
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Reports say the 'Tasmanian Devils' cannot be used commercially in the AFL as it is trademarked by Warner Bros Entertainment.
Is it worth brokering a deal with the company, or would you pick something new? 
Other suggestions include the Apples, Mariners and Mountaineers.
Other suggestions include the Apples, Mariners and Mountaineers.
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Love this. Infrastructure is the key.
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Oulu in northern Finland has snow on the ground for five months of the year - but that doesn’t stop residents using their bikes
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#NationalTabbyDay wouldn't be complete without a special mention for my best pal Larry @Number10cat The top tabby and the GOAT.
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We can all be thankful it's heading towards Canada. If it crossed American territory and came ashore in a bay, there's probably legislation on the books that nothing could be done about it for at least 9 months.
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Ndis injects into local economies its just rhetoric to cut
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Pharmacy ownership & location is a legal cartel.
Crack open the rotten egg & let the patient decide where to get their cheaper medications.
I’d pick my medications up from a pharmacist at my GP or supermarket or online quite happily.
Gravy train’s over.
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Best thing that can happen is Labor are in minority govt, LNP nowhere to be seen, Greens and decent independents holding the balance of power.
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Could try for another Opium War and take Hong Kong back.
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Now that citizenship of each other is easier & balanced, perhaps next step is debate on a closer, more useful form of political union between Aotearoa & Australia?
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Bully says bullying should be OK in bullying letter.
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Rapid unscheduled disassembly.
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Farewell to my blue tick (is that like being deloused?) ... but at least my $2 billion space rocket didn't blow up just after launch. #SpaceKaren
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The whole “rapid unscheduled disassembly” thing is quite funny but I would put to you that the minute or so the rocket spent doing rapid uncontrolled backflips over Texas was funnier.
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Feels like a good time to remind everyone that SpaceX has received nearly $5 Billion in federal grants, tax breaks, and subsidies.
Imagine what that money could've achieved if we put it toward affordable childcare, or housing, or healthcare instead.
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BREAKING: SpaceX’s new rocket, the biggest and most powerful ever built, blasted off on its first test flight but failed minutes after launch. It carried no people or satellites. apnews.com/article/spacex
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Twitter’s not been ruined by Elon Musk, it’s just experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly…
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And modern cruise ships are infinitely more pleasing to the eye when viewed over the horizon.
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A piece of twine from the Easter Bunny’s wicker basket will also be included in the ceremony
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Buckingham Palace has also confirmed that King Charles’s coronation will feature fragments from Santa Clause’s original sleigh
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So in the past week in the US, young people have been shot by civilians, including fatally, for:
- Turning into the wrong driveway;
- Knocking on the wrong door;
- Trying to get into the wrong, almost identical car.
Excellent country. Home of the brave. Five stars.
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