Ben "Shitpost Malone" Moss

@ToastyNihilist

Nothing is sacred, not even toast | known aliases : Nonsense on Stilts, Unsporty Spice, Chaotic Chaotic | I’m insufferable really | He/Him

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    4 mar

    hey you nerds if you haven’t already, follow me on instagram!! for lovers of pastel and phone microphone levels music alike

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  2. 18 ore fa

    The Nazis are absolutely terrified that Jews are making them gay

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  3. 26 apr

    This is the only reason GMOs are something to fret over imo. Nothing sinister will happen to you when you eat them but corporations with trademarked potatoes WILL sue your ass into the ground. What happens when corporations trademark all the foods we grow?

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  4. 20 ore fa

    do Not separate them

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  5. 26 apr
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  6. 15 ore fa

    I do love how conservatives can shift on a dime between “Democrats are the party of Confederate slaveholders!” and “Robert E. Lee and other Confederates were noble Americans!”

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  7. 27 apr

    how dare you judge robert e. lee by modern standards like "slavery is bad" and "treason is not great either"

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  8. 24 apr

    wild to see people who went to some of the best private schools in the country and have parents who are bankers in the city criticising someone for the privilege of [checks notes] being the daughter of a eurovision entry

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  9. 24 apr

    A right-wing guide to evil villains, in order of increasing evilness: Hannibal Lecter Freddie Krueger Darth Vader Thanos Voldemort Sauron George Soros A 16 year old girl campaigning to save the planet

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  10. 24 apr

    Full credit to Toby, it takes huge creativity to keep embarrassing yourself in new and exciting ways. He’s like a jazz improviser tooting atonally on a trumpet made of turds

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  11. 24 apr

    thirsty goblin, which i think is a suiting name

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  12. 23 apr

    me: pass the salt *the salt is slid to me* me: and the peppa *peppa pig's head is slid to me on a silver platter* me: *shaking salt* and now we feast

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  13. 22 apr

    i miss when video games were free of politics and didn’t make radical statements such as “slavery was bad”

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  14. 23 apr
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  15. 23 apr

    christopher eccleston being everything the world needs: now a four part compilation

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  16. 22 apr

    They’re going to be.... arguing.... over... whether.... employers can just.... ***fire*** trans people... for being trans.... This country is so deeply fucked up.

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  17. 23 apr

    Democracy is when 9 old musty lawyers can decide if you have basic rights or not

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  18. 23 apr

    Might take up hunting upperclass people as a summer hobby xx

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  19. 21 apr

    boy: I wish girls liked sports girl: I like sports boy: oh yeah? then name the blood type of the Barcelona coach from 2001

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  20. 21 apr

    I see y’all not cancelling God for getting a woman pregnant without her consent. Y’all fake af.

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  21. 22 apr

    Not dying of polio is a slap in the face to everyone who died of polio

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