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@TitusNation

Comedian, fair but brutal, self aware and oblivious, pragmatically delusional. Independent and codependent. AMERIGEDDON out now

California, USA
Joined May 2009

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    Thank you for all the interest and kind words. Wrote this one to unite the country a little, "The punchline will pull us together, we will bridge the chasm with sarcasm."

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  3. He fukd farmers He fukd government workers He fukd Mattis, Tillerson, Kelly, He fukd healthcare He fukd taxpayers He fukd the deficit He fukd his base And they like it. We’re so fukd

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    14 hours ago

    You lost the popular vote, your electoral vote margin was 46th all-time, you've committed 9 impeachable offenses & counting, your first two years emboldened white supremacists and destabilized the global economy, and voters are abandoning the GOP. It's time to impeach.

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    10 hours ago
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    Good podcast, I enjoyed the back & forth you and Rae had about Lewis CK. Really got me thinking.

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    16 hours ago

    So the guy who had sex with an adult film actress while his wife was taking care of their newborn thinks the lady who cursed once “dishonored her family.”

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    Jan 3

    Over 200 members voted for Nancy Pelosi today, yet the GOP only booed one: me. Don’t hate me cause you ain’t me, fellas 💁🏽‍♀️

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    What kind of world is it when motherfuckers are offended by the word motherfucker? Where’s when we need him. Sam will teach those motherfukkas what muthafukkah really sounds like

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    17 hours ago
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    Loved the podcast Christopher it was funny! I have to go back and check but I think the other day you stood up for the comedian that you talk about in your podcast and in one area you say the complete opposite what you tweeted.

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  12. Yeah, I thought about it for a couple days. Good Podcast though.

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    Jan 4

    New Titus Podcast! Consent-sorship

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    21 hours ago

    Do you think someone out there has a resume that includes the job “Tesla Fart Noise Focus Group”?

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  15. Is he still talking?

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    Whenever speaks, it's always enjoyable to watch the stone cold tension in the faces of everyone standing behind him.

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  17. What would you call a guy who sold out his country? A man who cheated on his wife while she had a newborn. A man who thinks you can grab woman by the pussy and do what you want cuz you’re famous. “Motherfukr” Except with Ivanka, there he said he wants to be a Daughterfukr

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    Jan 3

    HAHAHAHAHA The 3 stages of every single MAGA/QAnon/pepe/Proud Boy/alt-right Twitter account. EVERY SINGLE ONE:

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    Being the morning person that I am, I am super excited to tell you that My radio show is moving to MORNINGS Monday! and I will be easing your commute every morning 6-10 am!!! Think my old tv show but on radio. Guests, fun, topics of the day and more!

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    19 hours ago

    I don’t know why anyone is upset with what Rashida Tlaib said. It was just Impeachment Room Talk.

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  21. Jan 4

    New Titus Podcast! Consent-sorship

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