Christopher 2020 TitusOvjeren akaunt

@TitusNation

Comedian, fair & brutal, self aware & oblivious, pragmatically delusional. Independent & codependent. The new show "Stories I shouldn't tell" It's my best.

California, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Thank you for all the interest and kind words. Wrote this one to unite the country a little, "The punchline will pull us together, we will bridge the chasm with sarcasm."

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  2. How bout the one dude who decided that he would wear his formal hoody to sing his featured rap in front of 100 million people.

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  3. Armageddon Update for this week.

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  4. Just when you thought all is lost... a new Fast and Furious movie gets made.

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  5. And a bag of raccoon dicks. There has not been a better halftime show, Sexy Motherfukr played purple rain... and it started to rain. God did stage production.

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  7. Glad you are chillin badass. Great seeing you last night.

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    Odgovor korisnicima

    I’m always amused by Trump’s hotel in Vegas not also being a casino because he was too shady for even the Nevada Gaming Commission...

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  9. How so? Broke the law. Raised the debt, fucked farmers, no infrastructure, no wall, no healthcare plan, can’t read, can’t spell, fukd the Kurds, Russia took our base, lied about injured soldiers. Shall I go on? You fukn motard. DEFEND HIM. I’ll wait.

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  10. Hahahahaha, yeah it’s always Obama and Hillary, they had a threesome with stormy Daniels wearing a Trump wig, cut an extortion deal with Ukraine and killed Jeffrey Epstein even though Barr is head of the justice. Fuck, you’re stupid, Rainman is right, definitely stupid as fuck.

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  11. “People walk into the casino, Hand over all their money. Then walk out of the casino. He found the GLITCH in that.” Christopher Titus Amerigeddon

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    You think someone should tell him about all the GOP legislators that have pushed their mistresses to get abortions?

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    Well sure! It's not like Trump's an increasingly incoherent 72 yr old evil racist adderal junkie. I'm sure he'll see reason.

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  14. Tweet je nedostupan.
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  15. Look how Jeffry Epstein killing and immigrant caging Republicans violate the rule of law, to save a four time bankrupt, obese, illiterate, addled, hack, reality television star. Weak sauce Bot. Defend him, dare ya.

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    "Mr. Trump is the only president in the history of Gallup polling who has never had the support of a majority of Americans for even a single day."

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    Ha! It arrived!!! Wahoo! Like I said, the classiest comedian I know. Thank you, Elayne! And thank you for your continued work in dog rescue as well...

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  18. Do you think now the President will stop crime-ing?

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  19. Wait until they see The Legend as the bearded lady. Thank you for your help, talent, a guidance. You are truly one my favorite people. Love.

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    I’m going to give $250 to every time either team scores (touchdown, field goal, extra point, etc) in the today. $250 covers the cost of a procedure that changes a child’s life. Root for a high scoring game if you want to help children!

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  21. Democracy? With no witnesses? You need to look up the word.

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