Is the one on the right our illegitimate child?
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What the hell sort of dysfunctional, unnatural family have you invented for us in your head Kuna
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You never pay child support.
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Well if you'd just let me kill him, nobody would have to
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dang i like this style a lot D:
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(C) every holiday biscuit tin ever
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I guess that's how a deer would wear pants
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Cervid Kleins
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HOW DOD YOU PUT THOSE PANTS ON. EXPLAIM DEERMAN, EXPLAIN
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You just want me to take them off
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You'll never get me to testify that in court
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts will usually run you about a dollar fifty Meanwhile deer nuts are under a buck
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This is way better than it should be and I hate you for it.
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Sorry not sorry.
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Party hard
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I was beginning to wonder how deer wore jeans I guess I found my answer
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And they say the perfect Christmas card doesn’t exist
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The deer on the right is more considerate and left ample room on each leg for coyotes to gnaw upon.
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I need to go down this strip sometime for a drink or two
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