Depressing Thoughts

@Time4Depression

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2010.

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  1. 1. velj

    It’s not worth the effort.

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  2. 21. sij

    Everyone is the star of their own story. It’s just that your story is incredibly banal and not worth paying attention to.

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  3. 17. sij

    Oh good, it’s Friday. Really looking forward to two days filled with anxiety about it almost being Monday.

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  4. 15. sij

    There is nothing remarkable about your children. They will grow up and be mediocre and disappointing in all the same ways you have.

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  5. 11. sij

    If you were to die in a horrific car crash during your morning commute the main concern would be getting the wreckage out of the way so everyone could get on with their day.

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  6. 6. sij

    Your New Year’s resolution is going to fail miserably. Spare yourself the disappointment and give up now.

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  7. 4. sij

    Your hopes and dreams are slowly calcifying into resentments and regrets.

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  8. As we move into a new year and a new decade let’s all keep in mind that nothing we do matters in the least.

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  9. Ah fuck it, who cares

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  10. Christmas is over but don’t worry, the credit card interest will live on forever!

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  11. The holiday season is a time when many experience acute depression. The key is to remember that even though things are indeed truly awful, they are likely to get significantly worse.

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  12. You will either die young and leave your family heartbroken or live to old age and watch everyone you love slowly die off.

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  13. Your youth is gone and it’s never, ever coming back.

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  14. Time isn’t linear and the way we experience it is an illusion. Nevertheless, you are slowly decaying and the thing that eventually kills you is currently taking root inside your body.

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  15. The global order is collapsing before our eyes. In the coming years, as the planet warms and food scarcity increases, billions will suffer unimaginably. Happy Friday!

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  16. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Same as the last several thousand days when you accomplished nothing.

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  17. The best day of your life has probably already happened and it really wasn’t all that notable.

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  18. Self improvement is a myth. Your personality is locked in and change is not possible.

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  19. Everything that’s good for you tastes like shit or isn’t any fun.

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  20. There is no God but on the off chance there is, all the evidence is that he really hates us.

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