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  1. 15 hours ago

    waiting for the host to start this meeting

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  2. Jun 1

    shortly after death they are ushered into the limbo of a large hall, seated in individual cubicles equipped with PCs running Microsoft Office + told to start work on their email backlogs. Only - often months later -when the task is completed are they dispatched to heaven or hell

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  3. May 31

    as the last episode unfolds, unseen sprits make their way around town and sprinkle a little resolution dust on all the characters

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  4. May 31

    was typing in email that "the clarity is really appreciated" and it autocorrected to "carnality"

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  5. May 30

    As you run the field, a purple helium-filled balloon in shape of number 8 loops across the sky high above, cut loose + tumbling in bright sunlight, rotating now + then to inflect itself as an infinity symbol, turning ceaselessly against the larger infinity of blue without clouds.

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  6. May 30

    Home Office on the absolute wrong side of everything again.

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  7. May 29

    "Yesterday we had a technical error with our Sponsor a Bee campaign that meant we emailed our entire mailing list by mistake. We'd like to apologise for the confusion this most probably caused you, and assure you that you haven't unwittingly sponsored any kind of bee".

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  8. May 29

    Welcome to the Adobe Flash Player End of Life General Information Page

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  9. May 29

    first performance this year of the John Cage ‘summer back gardens’ piece for multiple radios, lawnmowers, strimmers, random hammers, power tools, dogs, birds and kids screaming in a distant paddling pool. So good. Just missing the ice cream van jingle and a car alarm or two.

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  10. May 29

    Mostly keeping this kind of thing on Instagram but baby foxes arrived in the garden so.

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  11. May 28
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  12. May 28

    file under fictitious idiom

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  13. May 28

    the summer of the morning is gone by the afternoon

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  14. May 27

    Loved working on this with - it's a brilliant text he's made.

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  15. May 27

    They have also mapped the location of vast cosmic voids where the conventional laws of physics may not apply. AKA the partially rotten shed at the bottom of the garden.

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  16. May 26

    Was there an error in the update? If there was I’d like to be rebooted.

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  17. May 25

    This grid is an indication as to strengths and weaknesses. It is not used to calculate your mark.

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  18. May 24

    So looking forward to being in conversation with about her fabulous new book SEED this Saturday 19 May. It's a really stunning piece of work. Lots of other great stuff in the event too. Contact for link/invite.

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  19. May 24

    throwing swimming pools into hotel televisions

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  20. Retweeted
    May 17

    "Das Letzte, was dieses Land braucht, ist kulturelle Isolation. Es war schon vor dem Brexit viel zu isoliert." von im Interview mit zum internationalen Theater-Arbeiten unter Brexit- (und Pandemie-)Bedingungen.

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