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    1. L.  😷. Ritter‏ @paniq 11 Jan 2018
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      A: So what do you for a living? B: I design furniture. Like this chair here. A: ... that's literally a POÄNG from IKEA. B: Oh yeah, they deliver the parts. But I assembled it. I also designed this beauty here. A: That's a LACK couch table!

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    2. L.  😷. Ritter‏ @paniq 11 Jan 2018
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      B: Look, IKEA may deliver the parts, but these are my inventions. A: Didn't you see the assembly manual that came with it? B: I don't read manuals. A: Well uh then check their catalogue. B: Oh my god THEY STOLE ALL OF MY IDEAS

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    3. L.  😷. Ritter‏ @paniq 11 Jan 2018
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      A: I don't understand. You've been to an IKEA right? You have seen their showroom? B: There's a showroom? A: ... how do you shop at IKEA? Walk me through this. B: Why does it matter? I walk through the self-checkouts into the parts depot and pick one of them random brown packages

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    4. L.  😷. Ritter‏ @paniq 11 Jan 2018
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      A: I can't wrap my head around this. These packages have labels on them. B: Right, with a moniker for the parts. A: There's a FREAKING PICTURE of what the thing will look like when it's assembled! B: That's just a suggestion, dummy. Like the decorated plates on food packages.

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    5. L.  😷. Ritter‏ @paniq 11 Jan 2018
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      A: But each package contains just the right number of wooden boards, the right count of screws and nuts, a small spanner, how do you explain that? B: HAH! Wrong! There's way too many screws in there. -- Oops, please don't lean on that. It's a bit fragile.

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      Tim Sweeney‏ @TimSweeneyEpic 11 Jan 2018
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      Maybe it’s like legos? IKEA sends us a bunch of couch components, but we make them into spaceships instead.

      9:17 PM - 11 Jan 2018
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        1. Rune Stubbe‏ @Stubbesaurus 11 Jan 2018
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          Replying to @TimSweeneyEpic @paniq

          Welcome to the world of IKEA hacking. Yes, it is a thing.

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