Next time im at Epic i am going to lick all the office supplies.. I most likely wont invited back out but it could be fun
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Maybe the doorknobs are chocolate
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Staplers have a natural bitter taste, to protect themselves from predators and common office supply thieves.
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Unlike envelopes, which are sweet straight from the vine
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Have you attempted licking other office supplies or stationary? What tastes as good as the glue on envelopes?
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the Wednesday morning office doorknob lick keeps my immune system prepped for whatever may come.
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Only if they too are laced with saliva activated adhesive.
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Not if you watch The name of the Rose
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Or Seinfeld.
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