My clothes dryer outputs one piece of clothing’s weight in lint every month, yet the number of clothes I own remains constant. Twitter, what is the scientific explanation for this?
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Impossible. Nobody loses their socks in twos. Everyone knows the sock monster only takes 1 at a time..
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Aha! Buying a single color doesn't work.
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great your wasging machine is not controlled by a gpu, otherwise you may lose socks in power of two
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Or see Jesus in the lint trap as it fills in.
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Before I gave up socks as inefficient and switched to sandals, I had a drawer with dozens of identical pairs of purple socks. Every day I'd grab two & they'd match, and sock loss was unnoticeable. I did find out Donny Osmond wore purple socks too, other than that it was purrfect.
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