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    1. Tim Sweeney‏ @TimSweeneyEpic Mar 3
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      My clothes dryer outputs one piece of clothing’s weight in lint every month, yet the number of clothes I own remains constant. Twitter, what is the scientific explanation for this?

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    2. Scott Le Grand‏ @scottlegrand Mar 3
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      The Banach Tarski Paradox of course. The space inside your dryer does not have an additive measure. You're going to have to exercise the axiom of choice and choose a better fabric softener.

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      Tim Sweeney‏ @TimSweeneyEpic Mar 3
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      I only believe in constructive logic. Anybody know how to MAKE fabric softener? I have a paperclip and scotch tape available.

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        2. ZackInTheHouse‏ @ZackInTheBx88 Mar 3
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          Replying to @TimSweeneyEpic @scottlegrand

          Use the paperclip to discharge your dryer.

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        3. ZackInTheHouse‏ @ZackInTheBx88 Mar 3
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          Replying to @ZackInTheBx88 @TimSweeneyEpic @scottlegrand

          Due to the electro-static effects of quickly unrolling scotch tape, I do not believe it will help soften your clothes.

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        2. David Finsterwalder‏ @DFinsterwalder Mar 4
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          Constructive logic/mathematics is something rarely heard of these days. Not only banach tarski 1=2 is an issue. Godels undecidability is the excluded third next to 'true' and 'false'. This can only be upheld by a believe in a platonic logic world, removing undecidability from it.

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        3. David Finsterwalder‏ @DFinsterwalder Mar 4
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          Either you see undecidability as ontological category => mathematics has contradictions. Or it's only epistemological => you have to believe in a platonic world of 'truth' and 'false' beyond our perception. Now how would that be more scientific than for example theology?!

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        1. BiSkiT‏ @b1skit Mar 4
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          Step 1: Unfold the paperclip Step 2: Make the rest of the fabric softener

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